Oppai Samurai: Knocked up by a No Name Novice

If you're into adult visual novels that don't take themselves too seriously, Oppai Samurai: Knocked up by a No Name Novice might just be your next guilty pleasure. Originally developed by Miel in Japan, this English localized version brings over the top erotic fantasy to Windows gamers looking for something wild and unapologetically explicit.

You play as or more accurately, follow Itsuki, a monster slayer famed for her sword skills, who finds herself in some… unconventional training scenarios. Let's just say her new "opponent" isn't exactly a mythical beast. The game leans hard into absurdity and adult humor, with scenes ranging from comically exaggerated intimate moments to what the devs describe as "forbidden techniques." Yeah, it’s that kind of game. With 19 uncensored scenes, it doesn’t hold back. Definitely not for the faint of heart or anyone under 18.

If you're familiar with Miel's other titles, you know what to expect: ridiculous premises, adult content front and center, and gameplay that’s more about the "visual" than the "novel." It’s niche, it’s raunchy, and it doesn’t pretend to be anything else. So if that’s your vibe, grab it on Windows and enjoy the ride.