Honey, I Joined a Cult

Ever wondered what it would be like to run your very own 1970s style cult? Well, Honey, I Joined a Cult gives you exactly that chance and it’s as wild and entertaining as it sounds. Developed by Sole Survivor Games, this strategy title puts you in the sandals of a charismatic cult leader, tasking you with building a loyal following from the ground up. And trust me, it’s not all peace, love, and flower power there’s management, mischief, and a whole lot of tongue in cheek humor involved.

Right off the bat, you get to personalize your cult in the most hilarious ways. You pick a ridiculous name for your group, come up with a larger than life leader persona, and even choose a divine entity to worship whether it’s a glowing potato or a cosmic llama, the choice is yours. You’ll design a funky symbol for merchandise, pick out some outrageously weird uniforms, and top it all off with a hat so flashy it’ll make other cult leaders green with envy. Oh, and don’t forget the sacred relic something bizarre that your followers will absolutely adore.

But it’s not all about the aesthetics. Honey, I Joined a Cult is a deeply strategic game where every decision matters. You’ll need to build and expand your headquarters, making sure your followers have beds to sleep in and toilets to… well, use. You’ll also set up special rooms like the Hypno Chamber to keep your members focused on the “important” stuff (aka your commands), and the Pool of Revelations to uncover their hidden traits because let’s be real, not every follower is as devoted as they seem.

Money makes the world go ’round, even in cult life. Relying on broke followers won’t get you far, so you’ll need to attract wealthy and influential members to keep the cash flowing. But be careful you’re not exactly operating under the radar. Journalists might snoop around, government agencies could start asking questions, and don’t even get me started on those pesky family members trying to “rescue” their loved ones from your clutches.

All in all, Honey, I Joined a Cult is a clever mix of dark humor, base building, and resource management. It’s quirky, engaging, and packed with personality a must try for anyone who enjoys strategy games with a twist. Just remember: in the cult business, it’s all about balancing belief and bureaucracy.