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Hitman: Blood Money

Alright, so Hitman: Blood Money now we're talking. IO Interactive cooked this one up, Eidos threw it out into the wild, and it landed in May 2021 (yeah, feels like yesterday and forever ago at the same time). You can play it on pretty much anything that's not a toaster: windows, PlayStation 2 or 3, Xbox 360, even Xbox Live Arcade if you're feeling retro. This isn't just another rehash, either. It builds on Hitman: Contracts but honestly, it's got more style, more sneaky business, and more ways to ruin someone's day (or, well, life). You step into the cold shoes of a contract killer, where murder pays the bills and subtlety is basically your best friend.

Get Your Hands Dirty With Wild Contracts

Pick your Agent no, not like James Bond, more like "I hide in closets and drop chandeliers on people." Every contract throws new weirdos and objectives your way. Finish all the assignments? Sweet, you can keep playing or shake things up with new jobs. And here's the kicker: Unlike old school stuff like Hitman: Gotham City Adventures (which, let's be real, was kinda cheesy), you're piloting this undead assassin now. Dude talks over the radio, which is super creepy and, honestly, kind of awesome. If you're on Xbox Live Arcade, you get voiceovers, artsy cutscenes, the whole shebang. Other versions? Eh, just text. Sorry, not sorry.

Corporate Overlords and Grim Endings

The world in this game? All about mega corps pulling the strings. If they want you gone, well, good luck. You get to pick from six classes each with their own bag of tricks so every mission feels different. Oh, and they tossed in this thing called the Vanishing Act: Once you knock off a hitman, poof, they're gone for good. No more zombie assassins popping back up. Thank god.

Deal Making and Mission Mayhem

Your clients? They're sliding into your DMs, pitching you shady gigs through instant messenger. You can stalk their activity with your computer interface too, just in case you're feeling nosy. Like before, you've got three shots at any mission. Screw up three times, you're out. Nail it? They double your cash compared to the old days. Not a bad incentive, right?

Finally Hitman: Blood Money isn't just another stealth game. It shakes things up, keeps you on your toes, and honestly, it's one of the best in the Hitman universe. If you're tired of the same old, give this one a spin. Just don't blame me if you start eyeing suitcases suspiciously in real life.

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